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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
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8:17 pm
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this is a momentous occasion ... i have finally finsished my business coursework!!
5 months after recieving it, i have finished it!!! oh aye! get in!
in other news, i also finsihed my englsih coursework so from this point i have nothing to do! woohoo!
current mood: geeky current music: futureheads - decent days and nights
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| Sunday, April 17th, 2005
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2:55 pm - Barcelona
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soo, what a trip Barcelona was. all of it was cool. gettin mouthed off at by spanish fuzz for singing - "shut up just shut up" "ok" "no, shut up" "ok we'll shu-" "just shut up now". danny sleepin on our sofa, and still bein able to hear him snoring through two solid doors. lauren pullin the jiggy-jiggy ahmed for free water and coke. ahahaha. oh man he was cool. 
"how much for a barcelona shirt?" "60 euros" "i will give you 15 euros" "is impossible" "bye then" stupid haggling pakistani people. i shoulda stayed, it'd gone doen to 15 euro. and euros? thats not real money. its stupid. its like monopoly money. it just disappears. stupid stupid.
so on my birthday i drunk too much and was ill. so at like 3 int mornin im laid in bed feelin sick and i open my eyes and theres davies standin at end of my bed. then i just hear "PILE ON!!!". mass of people on me, then a wayne-baby fist flyin at me face. EEEYYYYY???!! that crazy welsh sheep shagger.
nou camp on my birthday was suboip.
 and that photo of us with champions league tophy is spanking.
top holiday
current mood: impressed current music: The Bees - Chicken Payback
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| Sunday, March 13th, 2005
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7:46 pm
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i really hate workin til 5 on a sunday, it tires me so much. and i miss the footy thats on. grr >.<
but anyway, all money for barcelona. and then when i get home i had a "talk", bout what im doing after 6th form. actually, less a talk more a lecture. mainly my sister telling me i should go into teaching cos theres a job at the end of it. and tellin me i shouldnt drop maths for a2 because its a good qualifaction to have. even though itll be a just scraped E or a big fat U. or i should go into medicine because theres a job at the end of it. so basically i should do something because theres a job after, not becuase i want to. stupid older people tellin me wot i have to do. i dont know what i wanna do yet, and bein forced into a decision aint gonna be good for me. so yeah
just watchin Around the world in 80 day, the one wiv jackie chan and negie in. pretty cool. cy'all tomorrow
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| Saturday, March 12th, 2005
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7:18 pm
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sooo, finally got my iPod today, only a month after i first ordered it. hadda pay a whole 79 british punds sterling to have but its pretty cool. its really small and i bet i end up losing it cos im clumsy like that. and its really small. and ive said that once.
went to hobycraft today. that is the most worst, the most biggest boringest place on earth. its so bad, its full of old women going "oh look at that, red paper .. only 59p" stupid bloody women.
anyway, must go, i can hear a bag of haribo calling my name.
current mood: lazy current music: the killers - glamorous indie rock n roll
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| Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
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6:53 pm
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sooooo, hows it goin everyone. not updated in a while but i promise to from now on. and if i dont, you have my permission to shoot me ... maybe not shoot me, punch me ... no, not even that. just remind me nicely to update my journal.
sooo done nothing but work over teh last few days. 10-6 on saturday, 10-5 sunday and 5-8 monday. well tired. got the new kaiser chiefs album, really good. and a copy for shitley too, so dont forget you owe me eight pounds and ninety-nine pence boy.
discovered today that cos miss grithiffs is leaving we gotta have miss flint (her name would be better if it was flintoff) for four hours a week =O thats really a lot. and we nearly had to have the worst day ever which would consist of Maths with Dixon, then English, then English again, then Maths again then English again :'(... methinks I would have died. but instead we do English Monday 7+8 and Thursday 3+4. dunno why im tellin you this, thought you might be interested.
phoned the apple ipod shop place in town to find out where my stoopid iPod Shuffle is and i got told "we'll have em tomorrow, or the day after. they got stopped at customs when they were being imported" I was like wtf, how can you stop a shitload of ipods. they dont exactly look suspicious do they? tiny little white things. i fookin think not.
and also my stupid game of timesplitters i bought wrongly ftom eBay i managed to sell. bought it for 5, sold it for 7 on eBay. awesome.
that all for now, i gotta go do my business coursework / maths homework / english coursework / history homework. fuck.
current mood: lethargic current music: Kaiser Chiefs - Saturday Night
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| Friday, February 25th, 2005
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9:21 pm
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head.
I'm not a morning person.
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| Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
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7:06 pm - you look like a gay outlaw
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i need to update this more ... people may think i am dead
82 days to barthelona. am i the only one really looking forward to it?
true or false .. time bombs can be neutralised by deja vu?
cant think of anythin else, except ive dona all my maths homework for both and i done it all right and its the first time i ever done that
current mood: happy
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| Monday, December 20th, 2004
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5:55 pm
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im lovin these xmas holidays, speshly not havin to go to school. thats kinda fun. basically spent all day layin on sofa, driftin from TV to Playstation then back again. saw Cool Runnings for the first time ever this afternoon. its so funny. and they've taken brainteaser off. can u believe that? put the house doctor or some shite on in its place. got a new fave song, U2 - One Step Closer. heard it ont album this mornin, awesome. only 5 days til xmas, and 11 days till i get my wage :D cant wait for those two.
shout out to sam, negie and wolfgang for a cool night on friday. sure i still got all that diluted shandy still inside me. but still, got nuff free food.
is it wrong to fancy a cartoon character? cos i find Violet from the Incredibles kinda hot. along with Jasmine from Aladdin. is that wrong?
if i dont update before, i hope you all have a fantastic christmas... really
current mood: mischievous current music: U2 - One Step Closer
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| Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
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10:08 pm - people bashing session .. hope you find it entertaining.
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just realised .. english tomorrow :'( stuck with miss ABC flint for two hours. along with sam "billy mitchell im not really funny but because i was ginger and now im not i think i am funny" waterhouse, zoe "smiler, i only laugh a sam cos i fancy him and no one else will speak to me" cardiss and natasha "im not good enough for craig to even bother comin up with an insult for" granger. and i also have maths with mr "i go through the most complicated maths equations in the most complicatedly possible way so craig wont understand it but sam will cos hes a genius and beat craig by 21 points on the gay maths challenge thing" dixon. at least i can come home in the mornin. and i wunt be stuck in the common room with numerous chavs .. including lee "watch me while i bounce a ball on the floor and look like michael jordan, except he's black and 7 foot tall and im not" robinson, gareth "year 11 top leeds fan, post 16 all i wear is an arsenal shirt with henry on the back and eat chew bars and have a dodgy bracelet on" martin, lee "i do nothing except follow gaz and carry a biology book even though i cant spell it, and know nothing except how to smile and say gay" carter and callum "look at me with my orange hockey shirt, argos fools gold necklace and greased back hair so i look like frankie dettori" hollingworth.
ahhhh the joys of 6th form
current mood: creative current music: mcfly - obviously
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| Sunday, November 28th, 2004
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7:10 pm
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omg i saw paul hudson today ... u know the geek from Look North weather? he was sat in Smiths signin his new video "Extreme Weather". it looks so poor. "including the blizzards of '47 and the floods of '63". how exciting. but he's still cool. and he asked me if he could borrow my pen... thats my claim to fame for this year.
current music: nuffink
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| Monday, November 15th, 2004
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6:33 pm
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twice in toooo days ... doin lots of updating now.
need a new avatar/picture/moving picture thingumy.. anyone want to share? i cant make my own because im a tard. so if anyone wants to help a special eljay needy child then give me an avatar :D (Y)
(8) proper crim-bo selecta (8)
xmas is soon ... i like xmas, its fun. and i hope it snows.
aaanyway, mrs mistry tried to charge me £10.50 for a bottle of coke, two bags of stawberries amd white malteasers. silly asian. (8) crraaaazy aaasaaains (8)
current mood: happy current music: avid merrion - proper crimbo
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| Sunday, November 14th, 2004
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6:12 pm
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yowzah, wot up y'all
not updated for ages, sorry for all you people who like my life. not done much recently, been ont park and played footy int dark. wow, that rhymed. park and dark. im a poet and dint know it..
aaanyway .. thanks to me cusic gota job .. cos if i aint hav got him the app form he wunt hav handed it in and got a job .. something to make me feel good about myself :D
simpsons is good .. its the one where krusty finds his daughter ... if you type "pathetic clown" into google you get krusty. wow.
ttyl, goin to play gtasa
current mood: content current music: greenday boulevard of broken dreams
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| Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
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6:22 pm
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yo yo yo homeez
went to snooker today .. me and shitty got beat by negie and boston then me and negie beat shitty and boston. so shitty had a bad day plus he had a dead leg after. dont know why though. and negie has gittens trainers.
turns out boston never talks to me online so as soon as he signs in im gonna talk to him.. any minute now ... ill just wait for him ... here he is! oh wait, that abram.
"she pushed me". little britain was so funny last night, jus watched it on vidyo. ahaha runs off on the horse. and how funny is the simpsons ad with homer goin "awimboway awimboway awimboway awimboway" over and over. that is really funny
btw, whats green and smells like yellow paint? green paint
what actor did christopher reeve most want to be? christopher walken (say it out loud, you'll geddit
current mood: sick
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| Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
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9:07 pm
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soooooo....
not updated for.. i dunno, a long time.
so what y'all been up to mushes? (mushi?) me not done much, just watched NTA awardey tings whihc are poo coz its always ant and dec and coronation street .. how gay..
i'm the only gay in the village
according to sam
aaaanyway, snooker tomorrow. me, negie, boston and shitty-shitty cant pot.
so yeah, Portsmouth 2 - 1 Leeds ... come on Leeds .. for now
current mood: okay current music: Portsmouth Vs Leeds
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| Thursday, October 14th, 2004
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9:12 pm - WHAT A SONG!
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Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala
When the day is dawningon a Texas Sunday morning how I long to be there with Marie who's waiting for me there every lonely city where I hang my hat ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at
Is this the way to Amarillo every night I've been hugging my pillow dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me show me the way to Amarillo I've been weeping like a willow crying over Amarillo and sweet Marie who waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me
There's a church bell ringing hear the song of joy that it's singing for the sweet Mariaand the guy who's coming to see her just beyong the highway, there's an open plain and it keeps me going through the wind and rain
Is this the way to Amarillo every night I've been hugging my pillow dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me show me the way to Amarillo I've been weeping like a willow crying over Amarillo and sweet Marie who waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me
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| Monday, October 11th, 2004
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11:18 am
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aarrrgh!
MSN aint workin so i downloaded Yahoo ... BUT I HAVE NO ONES EMAIL ADDRESS OR NOWT... SOMEBODY TELL ME ONE SO I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON TO TALK TO!!! IM SUCH A BILLY!!!
AAARRGRHGRHGRHR
i am cb5258 if u want to talk to me, btw
current mood: frustrated current music: madness - our house
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| Sunday, October 10th, 2004
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9:47 am
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Today was really tiring. I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.
I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
This was quite fun to do .. none of it's true mind.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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| Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
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3:36 pm - ch-ch-ch-chicken in a pot
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pretty good day ... thinkin about it, nowt exciting really happened though .. the highlight would probably beeee ... having super noodles for dinner. how sad is that? (rhetorical question, no need for answers)
got a cool new song for "Three Men and A Scouser". its all about my super noodles and the chicken, which was in a pot. hence the name, "Chicken In A Pot" Boston on vocals will tear that track up. oh aye, number one in teh charts with our de-but single. (Y)
workin tonight .. till 10 :S white rose shuts at 8 but for some reason i gotta stay. dunno why.
that be all for noo .. cya wen i cya
current mood: indescribable current music: freedom fighters
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| Monday, October 4th, 2004
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3:55 pm - navy blue
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hadda pretty cool day. got absolutely soaked on the way to school, "waterproof coat" let me t-shirt get wet, freezing for rest of the bastard day. until maths wen it was like 900 degrees in there. then we went to shitleys house, they made me play super smash brothers which i completley suck at. its a stupid game anyway. then we had histroy int afternoon. now im home, and tryin to get t'interent banking to work. phoned HSBC, spoke to some idian woman who sounded like she was in bengal and reading from a sheet "are you talkin to me on a phone because these calls can be intercepted do you wish to continue?" wtf, just give me the fooking number. and now it still dont work. bloody japanese HSBC or whatever they are. (cue insults from shitely bout how i should bank with posh Barclays). me sam negie and boston are starting a band, apparently. boston on bass, shitley on .. electric guitar? i werent listenin. negie on vocals and dancing and me beatboxing and on keyboards. gonna smash Eris into fookin pieces. oh aye, get em in. and im gonna go play footy now, should be fun considerin my legs are dead anyway.
current mood: excited current music: prodigy - firestarter
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| Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
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9:00 pm - ive made a deal with the clouds, gonna turn that sun into rain
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dude, had the craziest day in ages. woke up this mornin and i just felt .. shite. felt all depressed and i aint felt that bad .. ever. everything just seemed to get me down. i was just depressed. and i hadda go to work which depressed me even more. so i gets to work and still feelin a bit gay but u hafta smile and be nice to everyone which does scarily cheer you up. then i had to serve the campest customer in the world. camper that bobby. camper than graham norton. camper than fookin dale winton. and camper than mr white. he was so funny and that just made me smile for the rest of the day, thinkin of him and his campness. ah man, he was funny. then i came home and had the best sunday dinner in history, was so nice. yorkshire puddings, roast beef, roast potatoes, peas, sweetcorn and a lickle bit of cauliflower. laid on sofa for like 3 hours just reading. finished 3rd harry potter book, got 4th on its way from amazon. then my bro came, and while my nephew was fightin me, he kinda told me to fuck off .. not so bad considering he's four. then i came upstairs, beat hartlepool 6-3 at FIFA, ate 4 donuts and now im in a really cool mood. feelin really happy. yeah, i like this mood.
and boston, where is my pic on team boston?!?! i know u got a photo of me somewhere fella! get it on!
bye for now, xx
current mood: energetic current music: the zutons - remember me
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